undeadthug:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg* 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

aikotaughtme:

Why lol
"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

(via firrey)

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via wastedteenagers)

did-you-kno:

Littering is now a more expensive infraction than possessing an ounce or less of marijuana in Washington DC.
Source
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via wastedteenagers)

the-stoner-sage:

My kind of Christmas tree

70sscifiart:

Morris Scott Dollens

(via electricfruits)

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